Today, we will observe these creatures in their natural habitat:
Hunterus Daddyissuesous
Angelus Misunderstoodserialkillerous
Moose Sassybastardous
Careful, they bite
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My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
Fuck Kishimoto for forcing Asuma to lose to this lame faggot.
Asuma got them hands bra
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
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best post i have ever seen.
Literally the best
Pretty girls doing ugly faces is the best thing ever
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