Today, we will observe these creatures in their natural habitat:
Careful, they bite
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
best post i have ever seen.
Literally the best
Pretty girls doing ugly faces is the best thing ever